Oil of Ole...!

The climate is very dry here in West Texas, and Julie was good enough to bring over "Oil of Olay©" for me, that rich French Moisturizing Body Wash. It is fragrant and reeks of the Gallic touch and secret romance, of Paris, of culture and refinement. Even the packaging is seductive......"Gel Hydratant Pour Le Corps, utilisez tous les jours avec la douce eponge nettoyante Olay©". Wow, I love it when they talk that French talk!
I can see myself on the left bank, near the Sorbonne, with echoes of Toulouse Lautrec and the Moulin Rouge dancing in my soul. I will be transformed into a great impressionist, the next Cezanne. I will be refreshed with the Gel Hydratant. I will be the sophisticate out on the town á la rivè gauche.
As I prepare for this new life, I look further at the package and see.........
Oil of Olay© Le Gel Hydratant made in MEXICO.

Mexico! My thoughts run wild, is Le Gel Hydratante made of petroleum products, of used tamales, of goat cheese, or of menudo by products. Ah globalization, it has condemned me to be just plain Ol' Bubba. Tres Mal!.....OLE!