It came late last night...the email that changed my life. I wasn't expecting it, but change usually comes knocking at our door when we least expect it. It was a blow, not really frightening, but none the less one of those moments when we know our life has changed. There was a picture attached. The picture showed an image of flight attendants, 50 year old flight attendants. I know several of these flight attendants. That's when it hit me, I know 50 year old flight attendants.
Now I have nothing at all against 50 year old flight attendants, and the girls in the image are lovely as you can see for yourself at Flight Attendant.Com. But how did it come to this? How did all these girls suddenly become older than I? When I last cavorted with flight attendants it seems like they were all in their 20's. Does Einsteinian physics apply here. Do women in a constant state of high velocity flight age more rapidly than those of us earth bound? No, I believe Einstein's principle works in the opposite manner. More accelerated motion slows time and makes an object or flight attendant age more slowly than the earth bound.
These questions present a need for deep introspection on my part. Who am I? Where am I going in life? How old am I?