Today Pedro bulked up on "waffles" a treat he has had once before but many eons ago. It brightened his day, it cheered him...it almost made him catatonic with sugar. The thrill of it, the evil seduction of sugar. Overpowering.
And with the pseudo burst of energy provided by "waffles" Pedro became superhuman with the desire to do household chores!! Washing his exquisite Egyptian cotton© sheets, oh the luxury of clean sheets! Then mowing the debris from his yards, dust....oh my the dust...it is evil incarnate and is the bane of Pedro's existance. In deep thick, noxious clouds it came and worked its way into the very being of Pedro. Now he will have to take a shower.